Question by Citizen Of The Cosmos: Never mind healing an amputee, how about magicking me about four more hours of sleep?
Surely that isn’t too much to ask of an almighty, is it?
Best answer:
Answer by ANTI-DISNEY CHANNEL
why not both??
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I would worship any god to make my sleep worth more.
Why don’t you try to figure out what God wants you to learn from this trial…like maybe that He doesn’t “magic” anything?
You’re an effin idiot
Tell me which limb you are missing. I will send a prosthetic limp over to you with a bottle of booze in it. That should help you sleep.
He is so Almighty that he give me the knowledge to make sleeping pills, just for people like you!!
Healing an amputee? Is THAT your standard of knowing that God is God? Read and learn, friend.The healing that was a part of the signs, miracles, and wonders given to Israel through the Holy Ghost, and by Christ in His earthly ministry have CEASED. They no longer existed after the close of the book of Acts. God set Israel aside in Acts 28:27 & 28. The signs that accompanied the Kingdom program were set aside with Israel.
Today’s church is the Body of Christ. We walk by faith, NOT BY SIGHT. No signs shall be given to the church in the present dispensation of grace.
Doctors “heal” amputees every day, by giving them prosthetic limbs.
As for four more hours of sleep, go to bed earlier. Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
You have just done some nifty magic yourself, transforming a noun into a verb….
hee hee, I couldn’t resist, it’s the grammar teacher in me.
As for not getting enough sleep, I have just consulted the almighty and She, being a mom Herself, agrees with me that even though a solution would be to send you to bed NOW, with no more computer time for you, young man! (that was Her talking, not me) but we both love your company and questions so much that we hope you say damn the torpedoes, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
your buddy,
Lady M
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